2 years ago, I went to China.
And I saw these marvelously craptastic fakes.
And I began thinking, how can we ever deal with this onslaught of look-alikes?
The answer is simple: To make our products look like our look-alikes! ("Fake the crap out of fake craps")
Boom! The screen is as big as it gets,
and the body is as slim as it gets.
This is what I call "Keeping it real fake".
Now let me present: Our new spokesthings!
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Enough! You all get your own colors.
Why show off a two year old design?
Because we're Apple. Bite me.