roygbiv在賈伯斯的獨白 ...留言:2 years a...

by roygbiv
2008.09.10 10:40PM
roygbiv

2 years ago, I went to China.

And I saw these marvelously craptastic fakes.

And I began thinking, how can we ever deal with this onslaught of look-alikes?

The answer is simple: To make our products look like our look-alikes! ("Fake the crap out of fake craps")

Boom! The screen is as big as it gets,

and the body is as slim as it gets.

This is what I call "Keeping it real fake".

Now let me present: Our new spokesthings!

"..." "..." "..." "..."

Enough! You all get your own colors.

"..."

Why show off a two year old design?

Because we're Apple. Bite me.

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